Picture this: you’re at the grocery store, confidently strutting down the aisles like you’re on a mission. You’ve memorized the mental list—or so you think. Milk, eggs, bread… boom, done. You even throw in a pack of biscuits because you’re feeling fancy.

You reach home, unpack the bags, and it hits you like NEPA taking light mid-football match: you forgot the one thing you actually went to buy.

How? HOW?

This isn’t just a one-time thing—it’s a universal curse. But why does it happen? And more importantly, can we ever escape it?

The Great Grocery Conspiracy

First of all, let’s blame the grocery stores. Don’t let their bright lights and chill vibes fool you; those places are psychological battlegrounds. The moment you step inside, you’re hit with distracting smells (bread aisle, we’re looking at you), sneaky product placements, and music that’s suspiciously upbeat.

You went in for toothpaste, but you’re now debating between buying a frying pan you don’t need or a neon-colored snack you’ve never seen before. By the time you get to the checkout counter, your brain has hard reset.

And what’s worse? Grocery stores are designed like a maze. The thing you actually need is always buried in the most obscure corner, next to products you didn’t even know existed. (Who needs mango-flavored mayonnaise?)

The Psychology of Forgetting

Science has something to say about this, too. Ever heard of the Zeigarnik Effect? It’s this weird brain glitch where unfinished tasks nag at your memory. But the moment you feel done, your brain hits delete faster than a Nigerian parent erasing your social life.

In simpler terms: you convinced yourself you remembered everything the second you left the store. The truth? Your brain conned you.

Also, let’s be real: we’ve normalized chaos. Half of us are walking around with 10 tabs open in our heads. One minute you’re thinking about cereal, and the next, you’re spiraling over why Jollof rice from your childhood tasted better than the nonsense you’re cooking now.

When Forgetting Goes Global

It’s not just groceries. Forgetting stuff you need has gone full international.

  • You buy a phone charger… but forget the plug.
  • You shop for clothes but leave out socks (again).
  • You buy tickets for a concert, but forget the date (and now Burna Boy owes you nothing).

At this point, humanity is just vibes and unfinished shopping lists.

The Unspoken Tragedy: The Return Trip

Now, let’s talk about the walk of shame—the dreaded return trip. You try to psych yourself up:
“Just a quick stop. No big deal.”

But then you’re back in the same store, avoiding eye contact with the cashier because they know. You’re the clown who left without buying toothpaste. And you’re probably still going to leave with extra biscuits.

Let’s not even discuss the financial damage. A single forgotten item has cost you twice the Uber fare, and now you’re eating instant noodles for dinner… again.

The Suspenseful Twist: Is It Intentional?

But what if this isn’t a failure of memory? What if you’re subconsciously sabotaging yourself for drama? Maybe you enjoy the thrill of forgetting things. The adrenaline rush of realizing you’re out of detergent the night before laundry day. The mental gymnastics of trying to survive without toilet paper until the weekend.

Is this chaos… self-inflicted?

How to Break the Curse (Spoiler: You Won’t)

Sure, there are “solutions.” Make a list, they said. Stick to it, they said. But let’s be honest: you’re not writing a list. And if you do, you’ll leave it at home, or worse, in the car.

Technology? Yeah, you’ll download that grocery app and forget to open it.

At this point, the only solution is hiring someone to follow you around like your personal PA, slapping your hand anytime you grab snacks you didn’t plan for.

The Bigger Picture

Maybe forgetting isn’t such a bad thing. Maybe it’s life’s way of reminding us to chill out and laugh at our own ridiculousness. Or maybe it’s proof that deep down, we’re all just winging it.

So, the next time you walk out of the store without the onions you swore you needed, don’t sweat it. Just embrace the chaos. You’re in good company.


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