Is Cereal Soup? And Other Dumb Debates That Are Breaking the Internet

Welcome to the Internet’s Royal Rumble

If you thought the internet was built for productivity, think again. It was invented for one thing and one thing only: chaotic debates that turn your group chats into WWE arenas. And honestly? We love it here.

From wild food takes to existential nonsense, these debates have no winners—just meme gold, ruined friendships, and hours of entertainment.

Let’s dive into the most unnecessary (but absolutely essential) questions that’ll make you laugh, cringe, and maybe even take sides.

1. Is Cereal Soup? (The Breakfast Battle)

Cereal’s innocent. Just milk and crunchy vibes, right? WRONG. Welcome to the internet, where even breakfast isn’t safe from philosophical destruction.

Team Soup:
“Cereal is cold soup. Check the definition: liquid, solid bits, bowl. What are we arguing?”

Team No Way:
“Soup? With Frosties? Are you hearing yourself? Cereal is a vibe, soup is a meal. Go away.”

Either way, if you ever call your roommate’s cornflakes “Gazpacho Junior,” prepare for eviction papers.

2. Does Pineapple Belong on Pizza? (War of the Slices)

Ah, pineapple on pizza—the debate that turns dinner into a battlefield. What was once a humble topping has divided humanity worse than bad Wi-Fi.

Pro-Pineapple Posse:
“Sweet and salty? It’s the perfect flavor combo. Hawaiians knew what they were doing.”

Anti-Pineapple Army:
“This isn’t a fruit salad. If I wanted dessert, I’d eat cake. Keep your fruit off my pizza.”

Meanwhile, the real question: Why is no one arguing about anchovies?

3. Is Water Wet? (The Science Breakdown)

Yes, this actually happened. Is water wet, or does it just make things wet? Scientists weep while the Internt thrives.

Yes Squad:
“If it’s not wet, then explain the ocean. Case closed.”

No Squad:
“Water isn’t wet. It’s what gives wetness. Like fire isn’t burnt. Basic logic.”

Bonus points to the guy who brought up “Is fire alive?” mid-argument and left everyone spiraling.

4. Do You Chew Water? (Hydration Drama)

This one hits different. Somewhere, someone asked if we “chew” water, and suddenly the internet had a meltdown.

Chewers Unite:
“Of course you chew! What’s the first thing your teeth do? Crunch the water!”

Swallow Gang:
“Chew what? Are you okay? Water is for sipping, not a dental workout.”

Plot twist: now you’ll overthink every sip.

5. Is a Hot Dog a Sandwich? (Food Philosophy 101)

Before you roll your eyes, think about it. Bread. Filling. Boom, sandwich. Or is it?

Hot Dog = Sandwich Truthers:
“If burgers count, hot dogs do too. Open your minds, people.”

Gatekeeping Sandwiches:
“A hot dog is its own thing. Does a taco become a sandwich if you fold it differently? Exactly.”

Moral of the story: nobody wins, but everyone leaves hungry.

6. Can You ‘Hear’ Pictures? (A Very Online Skill)

You know those memes that make your brain play a sound—like the Disney Channel wand intro or “BRUUUUH”? Yeah, those. Can you actually hear them?

Yes Team:
“Every time I see a ‘Hehehe, boy’ gif, my ears react. Fight me.”

No Team:
“This is an illusion. Go touch grass.”

Meanwhile, we’re over here playing the Windows XP startup sound on loop in our heads. Thanks, internet.

7. Does the Person in the Middle Seat Get Both Armrests?

This isn’t just a debate—it’s survival tactics. Airplane etiquette is dead, and this question proves it.

Armrest Advocates:
“Middle seat is a human rights violation. At least give us both armrests.”

Side Seat Tyrants:
“No way. You chose the middle. Suffer and deal with it.”

Someone needs to make this legally binding—preferably before our next flight.

Why These Debates Matter (Yes, Really)

Here’s the thing: Life is stressful. Between bills, deadlines, and figuring out what’s for dinner, we all need a break. These debates? They’re the internet’s guilty pleasure—dumb, dramatic, and the perfect escape.

They’re also oddly unifying. Whether you’re pro-pineapple or anti-cereal soup, everyone has a take. And that’s the beauty of it. These debates remind us that the internet isn’t just a dumpster fire; it’s our dumpster fire, and we’re all in this chaos together.

Crackko: Your Chaos Curators

At Crackko, we’re here for the mess. We’re your home for sharp, hilarious, and unreasonably entertaining content that speaks to your brain, your heart, and your group chat.

So, where do you stand? Is cereal soup? Does pineapple belong on pizza? Drop your hottest take in the comments—we’re ready for the chaos. Because at Crackko, we don’t just start debates. We make them legendary.

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