Welcome to the Official Nigerian Propaganda Survival Guide Congratulations, dear citizen. If you’re reading this, it means you have officially survived another day in The Federal Republic of Gaslighting. You…
What’s Poppin’?
“What’s Poppin’?” is where the internet’s hottest topics meet Crackko’s signature twist. From viral moments to must-see trends, this category serves you the best of what’s happening in pop culture, tech, and beyond—all with the humor, wit, and boldness you know and love. Get ready for the freshest takes on the most talked-about moments, with a vibe that’s as cool and sharp as Gen Z itself.
Are We Really Laughing, or Is This Just Vibes and Inshallah? Nigerians love to laugh, but let’s be honest, our laughter is just a coping mechanism. Is it really comedy,…
Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, boomers who still think ₦100 can buy something in 2025, welcome to the Clash of the Broke Titans! In the blue corner, we have…
If you thought Nigerian social media couldn’t get wilder, think again. 2Baba and Annie Idibia are trending for all the wrong reasons. And honestly, at this point, we need DSTV…
Written by Sarah Atuaka In November 2024, Hollywood Knocked. Nigeria Answered (Sort of). When the casting call for the film adaptation of Tomi Adeyemi’s Children of Blood and Bone hit…
Sunday mornings in Nigerian homes are not for the faint of heart. If you’ve survived one, congratulations, you’re ready for a Netflix drama audition. From bathroom wars to last-minute fashion…
(A Love Story Starring Indomie, NEPA, and Your Bed) Lazy Saturdays hit different when you’re a Nigerian Gen Z. Whether you’re dodging side hustles or waiting for NEPA to surprise…
You there, scrolling and pretending to work—yes, you. Let’s talk. Are we dramatic, or do we just love vibes? Nigerian Gen Z, the queens, kings, and non-binary emperors of chaos,…
It’s a Friday night in Lagos. The DJ has been hyping the crowd for hours, the drinks are flowing, and just when you think he’s about to drop some Wizkid…
Before we dive in, let’s set the stage: Baba Suwe wasn’t just a comedian—he was a whole cultural reset. If you missed the Baba Suwe era, my dear, you missed…