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Silence? In Nigeria? Impossible. Nigeria runs on three things: power struggles, pure vibes, and loud voices. Shouting isn’t just communication—it’s a survival instinct. From market…
Wait, Spaghetti Grows on Trees? The Delicious Hoax That Fooled a Whole Country
Spaghetti, But Make It Farm Fresh Imagine this: You’re sitting in front of your black and white TV, eating a plate of steaming spaghetti, when…
I Paid 15k for an Uber, Got Rained On, and Became TikTok Famous in the Most Embarrassing Way Possible
Lagos is not for the faint-hearted. It’s for warriors. Survivors. People who can endure anything. People like me—except this time, Lagos truly finished me. Step…
Professional Procrastination Coach: Because You Need Someone to Help You Not Do That Thing You’re Avoiding
Why ruin today when you can destroy tomorrow? Introducing the Job No One Wants to Admit They Need In a world where everyone’s either “booked…
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