It Started with Free Suya…All I wanted was a quiet night at home. Netflix queued up, Indomie bubbling—it was going to be the perfect date with myself. Then came the…
The “Oops!” Chronicles
Laugh at life’s funniest missteps and cringiest blunders. From tech fails to date disasters, these stories are all about those “oops” moments we love.
How Borrowing a Car to Impress My Crush Ended in a Police Chase
The Plan: Impress Her, No Matter WhatWhen Salima asked me to drive her to a wedding, I said yes without thinking. The catch? I didn’t own a car—or a driver’s…
How I Set a Cooking Class on Fire and Ended Up in a Mystery Drama
The Plan Was Simple: Don’t Embarrass MyselfWhen my friend Bola signed me up for an elite cooking class, I had doubts. My idea of cooking? Burn rice, rename it smoked…
When My ‘Independent Babe’ Era Collapsed in the Supermarket Aisle – Now I’m Just a Humble Adult in Training
How I Became a Clown in the Supermarket Trying to ‘Adult’ You know those moments when you think you’re grown, you feel grown, and life decides to hit you with…
The Day My Bluetooth Speaker Exposed Me During a Job Interview
Some days you wake up and just know the universe has it out for you. This was one of those days. I had a job interview — and not just…
7 Epic Fails That Prove Life is Just Out to Embarrass You
(Twisted Tales of Chaos, Embarrassment, and No Mercy from Fate) You think your life is bad? Sometimes the universe looks you dead in the eye and says, “Hold my beer.”…
The Wi-Fi Blunder That Made My First Date Look Like a Nollywood Plot Twist
I should’ve known it was going to be a disaster when my mom shouted, “Good luck o, don’t go and disgrace yourself!” as I left the house. Nigerian moms always…
Valentine’s in Darkness: When Nepa, Love, and Chaos Collide
Prologue:In Nigeria, Valentine’s Day isn’t just a day for flowers and love songs. It’s a survival challenge. Imagine this: romantic dinner plans, a beautiful woman walking through your door, and…
Lights, Camera… Ex? The Day I Shot My Ex’s Wedding and Became a Petty Legend
What if karma doesn’t slap your ex but hires you to shoot their wedding instead? Grab your popcorn—this one’s a blockbuster. Act I: The Setup It was a regular Wednesday,…
The Day Autocorrect Sent Me to HR: A Typo-Fueled Disaster
(When “Best regards” turns into a career-ending catastrophe.) They say words are powerful. But nothing is more powerful than Autocorrect when it decides to sabotage your entire existence. Act I:…