In Biggie’s House
Biggie: This is Big Brother. Housemates, gather in the lounge immediately!
Housemates: *Rushes To The Lounge
Fatai: Wo! Egbon. Me i want to shit first o, You can’t be commanding me anyhow because I’m staying in your house.
Biggie; I asked all housemates to gather in the lounge immediately. Where is Fatai !!??
Fatai: *Coming from the toilet*
Biggie: Fatai, What were you doing when Big brother asked all the housemates to gather in the lounge ??!
Fatai: Shey you didn’t shine your eyes when i was entering the toilet ni ?? I went to shit.
Fatai: Oya i am here. Why are you calling me ?
Biggie: Who tiff the beans i kept under the fridge ??
Fatai: Big brother wait fess…. So it is you that put beans there ?
Fatai: I have eaten it o, so that it will not spoil.
Biggie: I have put rat poison inside o. I want to use it and catch rat.
Fatai; I have shit like 12 times today
Biggie: The main reason i called for all housemates to gather in the lounge is because Big Brother noticed that all the drinks in the fridge and store has been looted by an housemate.
Biggie: And one of the house rules that must not be broken is destroying or looting Big brother’s property.
Biggie: Thank God you know it is you i’m talking to. Why did you loot Big Brother’s property ?
Fatai: I want to use it to start beverage business ni. Incase i don’t win.
Biggie; Fatai, You have broken a rule in Big brother’s house. And it comes with a penalty. You have been disqualified from Big Brother’s house.
Fatai: Na ment ??
Biggie: Fatai, You have 10 seconds to leave Big Brother’s house.
Fatai: Alaye wait fess, i want to shit.
Biggie: This is Big Brother. Fatai, come out of the toilet now!!
Fatai: No vex boss. Abeg i fit see like 2,500 for your hand ?
Biggie: What do you want to use it for ?
Fatai: I want to give it to the people that came to carry my bed.
Biggie: *Leaves microphone, came to drag Fatai out of the house with cutlass.