Big brother Oshodi

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In Biggie’s House

Biggie: This is Big Brother. Housemates, gather in the lounge immediately!


Housemates: *Rushes To The Lounge


Fatai: Wo! Egbon. Me i want to shit first o, You can’t be commanding me anyhow because I’m staying in your house.


Housemates:


Biggie; I asked all housemates to gather in the lounge immediately. Where is Fatai !!??


Fatai: *Coming from the toilet*


Biggie: Fatai, What were you doing when Big brother asked all the housemates to gather in the lounge ??!


Fatai: Shey you didn’t shine your eyes when i was entering the toilet ni ?? I went to shit.


Biggie:


Fatai: Oya i am here. Why are you calling me ?


Biggie: Who tiff the beans i kept under the fridge ??


Fatai: Big brother wait fess…. So it is you that put beans there ?


Biggie:


Fatai: I have eaten it o, so that it will not spoil.


Biggie: I have put rat poison inside o. I want to use it and catch rat.


Fatai:


Fatai; I have shit like 12 times today


Biggie: The main reason i called for all housemates to gather in the lounge is because Big Brother noticed that all the drinks in the fridge and store has been looted by an housemate.


Biggie: And one of the house rules that must not be broken is destroying or looting Big brother’s property.


Fatai:


Biggie: Thank God you know it is you i’m talking to. Why did you loot Big Brother’s property ?


Fatai: I want to use it to start beverage business ni. Incase i don’t win.


Biggie; Fatai, You have broken a rule in Big brother’s house. And it comes with a penalty. You have been disqualified from Big Brother’s house.


Fatai: Na ment ??


Biggie: Fatai, You have 10 seconds to leave Big Brother’s house.


Fatai: Alaye wait fess, i want to shit.



Biggie: This is Big Brother. Fatai, come out of the toilet now!!


Fatai: No vex boss. Abeg i fit see like 2,500 for your hand ?


Biggie: What do you want to use it for ?


Fatai: I want to give it to the people that came to carry my bed.


Biggie: *Leaves microphone, came to drag Fatai out of the house with cutlass.


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